Eat The Doughnut Memes
*little timmy new character alert its crazy epic moment*
*spongebob foghorn sound effect*
*Jesse... we need to make Doughnuts Jesse...*
*he's about to drop the greatest most iconic line in all cinema*
*HE SAID IT!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!*
*chopper sounds*
The Doughnut King: ..? They're making a sequel to Megamind?
The Doughnut King: I love that movie! Lets see the trailer!
"Megamind": Helo peepul I am Megamiynd.
The Doughnut King: Where's Will Ferrel?! It's not Megamind without Will Ferrel.
Megamind is "back"
"Megamind": I am a kind of big deal.
Your not welcome at all.
"Megamind": You're are so glad to have * M E * as you're heroe.
Generic Child Sidekick: Your so cool. "Megamind": Take this grenade small child *Tick Tick Tick*
The Doughnut King: Of course they're adding an annoying child sidekick.
"Megamind": Oh no generic villain group. Generic villain group: iS tHaT aNy WaY tOo wElcOmE yOu'Re OlD cReW?
The Doughnut King: *intense ranting*
Fish: Those person will squish! "Megamind": Skill issue- oh right I'm a hero I forgor
The Doughnut King: *intense wheezing and screeching*
"Megamind": *MCU humor*
The Doughnut King: It's really blowing my mega-MIND how terrible this is. At least I only have to deal with one lousy sequel-
And if your as much as a narcissist as MegaMind is then watch "Megamind Is Cool," new series!
The Doughnut King: ...
The Doughnut King: I'm loosing my mega-MIND!
*CLICK*
*intense dubstep music*
The Doughnut King: I'm so glad Algebra Rush finally got that big update!
The Doughnut King: Huh?
The Doughnut King: I've always wondered what it would be like to play Algebra Rush after the lobotomy.
*music distorts*
*vine boom*
FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HO
Computer: FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE!
Computer: FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! FIRE IN THE HOLE! The Doughnut King: ...
Computer: F!R3 1N TH3 H0LE! The Doughnut King: AHH!
The Doughnut King: AHH! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Nurse Difficulty: Why I am Nurse Difficulty, your new brain surgeon! Now tell me, have you had head trauma or brain damage recently?
The Doughnut King: *proceeds to recap all gen alpha trends from the past year*
Nurse Difficulty: Your lobotomy will soon be ready! You'll pay afterwards!
Nurse Difficulty: Coworker Demon! Pull up the lobotomy tutorial on YoobToo! Coworker Demon: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
The Doughnut King: MMPH!
PREVIOUSLY... Loudspeakers: All I want for Christmas... is you!
PREVIOUSLY... The Doughnut King: What the-
PEVIOUSLY... The Doughnut King: What happened?!
PEVIOUSLY... *CRACK*
The Doughnut King: How in the name of Sugarbeard...
The Doughnut King: Everyone take everything you value and get to higher ground!
*Three weeks later... the water rose up to the castle borders.* The Doughnut King: We must find a way to end this...
The Doughnut King: Ah! sK@m0r: Hi! Im [(sK@m0r)]! Would you like to give me ([$860]) to drain the flood in your kingdom?
The Doughnut King: Hey that's actually a pretty good deal!
Hisjdksjd: Hi! Im [(Hisjdksjd)]! Would you like to give me ([$860]) to drain the flood in your kingdom?
@R0b0+: Hi! Im [(@R0b0+)]! Would you like to give me ([$860]) to drain the flood in your kingdom?
*c_a_s_h*
The Doughnut King: Now whose deal should I accept? Hmm...
EnderBoy: Dante! Do NOT accept the offer! They're BOTS!
???: Hi! I'm- *SLASH*
The Doughnut King: WHAT THE- DID YOU JUST- EnderBoy: Come on!
The Doughnut King: Where are you taking me?
*SLAM* EnderBoy: *GASP* *WHEEZE* *PANT*
The Doughnut King: Did you just kill- WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
EnderBoy: Bots. They were created with the sole purpose of tricking you into accepting their deal so they can steal ALL of your money.
EnderBoy: By all normal means, they cannot be defeated, they will always come back. But luckily, I've got THEESE to fight back!
The Doughnut King: Fish? Like some lousy fish are gonna do anything-
*POOF* The Doughnut King: !!
*both blabbering*
h@K0r: Hi! [(Insert fake name)]! You to me to the in kingdom? I'm would like give ([$860]) drain flood your-
*when the doom music kicks in*
*BANG*
Spambot: Oh dear...
*iambecomedeathdestroyerofworlds*
EnderBoy: We did it! We reported all the Spambots!
*SPLASH*
*evangelion reference no way?!*
*CREAK*
???: IT IS I!
*LEAP*
*SMACK* Spamton: ([Auditory Signals Of Immense Pain])
EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]!! SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!
The Doughnut King: Heh. What are you? Some kind of puppet?
Spamton: PUPPET?! WHER3?! IM A [(Real Boy)]!!
The Doughnut King: Honestly... I prefer Undertale.
The Doughnut King: ÆOOOOOUUUUUUGH
The Doughnut King: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
Spamton: WHY I AM N0T TH3 [(One In Controll)] H3RE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Spamton: OH Y0U M3ANT THE ((SpaMbots)).
*I can't write all that*
The Doughnut King: Well good thing you raised the money to keep it frozen forever!
Spamton: ...
The Doughnut King: Y-you did keep it frozen... RIGHT?!
Spamton: ...
???: OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL... The Doughnut King: Ooh! I love Micheal Buble!
*CREAK*
*he has arrived*
mmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spamton: LOOK AT M3!! IM ([Aerodynamic])!!
Spamton: OH N0!!
The Doughnut King: Get rid of EVERYTHING Christmas so he doesn't destroy the kingdom with his music! EnderBoy: On it!
Micheal: RAUGHHH! Spamton: I G0TTA RUN W@Y!!
*RIIIIIIIIIP*
*takes good care of fragile antique objects*
EnderBoy: Hey big guy! Micheal: ?
EnderBoy: Lookie here!
EnderBoy: Boom!
*Sploosh*
*bye bye buble*
Happy Second Anniversary Eat The Doughnut Official!
The Doughnut King: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MISSED MY CHANCE TO GET THE GUMMIBAR ALBUM ON NOVEMBER 13TH WITH LOTS OF MUSIC, VIDEOS, AND EXTRAS?!
Loudspeakers: All I want for Christmas is you!
Loudspeakers: Yo-o-o-ou! Yo-o-ou baby!
Loudspeakers: *squirting water to the tune of "All I Want For Christmas is You"*
The Doughnut King: Gah! Cashier: Umm...
The Doughnut King: What The-
Cashier: By the way the whole kingdom is flooding. You gonna buy anything or - The Doughnut King: WHAT
The Doughnut King: What happened?!
Somewhere else... Mariah Carey:
To be continued... this Christmas
The Doughnut King: This Halloween is going GREAT! Nothing is going wrong at all- Geek Kid: ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!
Geek Kid: I saw a kid over there that was INFECTED with the Skibidi Toilet Syndrome! The Doughnut King: I'm on it!
*SCRAPE*
The Skibidi Toilet VS. The Doughnut King
Skibidi Toilet: *Speaking in Skibidineese*
KO!
GAME!
The Doughnut King: I did it! Geek Kid: Yay!
The Doughnut King: Another victory for The Doughnut King! Geek Kid: Umm... sir...
The Doughnut King: All swell ends well... Geek Kid: AHH! IT BIT ME!
The Doughnut King: Hes right behind me, isn't he...
*turns around*
Infected Geek Kid: *Speaking in Skibidineese*
*runs away from alleyway*
* Several Skibidi Toilets drew near!
the army has appeared...
The Doughnut King: Attention all trick or treaters: there are ZOMBIES running rampant! I am going to open the emergency bunker!
The Doughnut King: Everyone get in GET IN!
*SLAM*
The Doughnut King: Alright, so- Sensei Wu: Long before time had a name...
Sensei Wu: *quotes a meme that died a year ago* Merlock 2.0: Honestly, Nexo Knights was better...
*SMACK!*
The Doughnut King: Alright, so we need to find a way to get rid of the toilets. Any ideas?
The Dragon: We could show them cursed viewing hazards so that a fairy tale creature can hunt them down!
Clone Riggy: We could create clones to take their place...
Bon: We could make the BEAUTIFUL.
Kaufmo: Man I gotta go to the bathroom so bad I could ABSTRACT
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
*SLAM*
AHH! *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
*talks in SKibidineese*
AHH! *CHOMP* OWW! *MUNCH* AYY!!! *CRUNCH*
A ritual has begun...
The G-Man toilet has been summoned...
The Doughnut King: Stand back foul beast! No...nooo... NOOOOO!!!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY EAT THE DOUGHNUT WIKI!
(distorted level theme intensifies)
Help me, I'm BURNING! Pls SPARE ME!
WWAAAAGGGHHH *rasberry* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The queen is in DANGER!
OW! The pain...
You SAVED me!
Yey Doughnut King!
You.
You cannot be me...
Your kingdom has fallen to ashe -
OH MY GOD THAT HURTS!
WAAHH! I'M DIEING!
(stronk gorl)
*boing*
S W E E T I E !
O.K. Buh Buh.
*smackedy smack smack*
*boowomp*
(...)
(wow look the beast token)
No.
Punish.
y e s .
*boop*
WAH HAVE MERCY! I'LL GIVE YOUR OUR BOAT OUR MAP JUST PLEASE!
(he gave mercy lol)
(big boi)
Help me!
(goofy car vroom vroom sound)
*HISS*
(do not) open wide!
*shakedy shake shake*
I'm free!
>:(
*whistle noise*
WOOGA BOOGA LOO!
Aah!
(cutely smiling while in the brink of destruction)
I am the evil
(just a goofy dog game lol)
(ಠ_ಠ)
(le sink)
(You have obtained THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!)
Git ot... I muss mi dottur.
*boowomp*
Aniho -
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*gulp*
Daddy!
(Y A Y !)
O.K. Buh Buh.
(...)
(veteran flashbacks)
Ono.
Yey.
No. Yey.
Yes. No
(figt)
No. No.
(it was right in front of him how did he not already notice)
(it's spooderman time)
No. (big nose boi)
R.I.P. ANOOBis 2020 - 2022
(wai min THATS ALL THERE IS TO THE CHOCOLATE CHIP DUNES?!)
(bell)
Ay mate, saved ya life out there.
Ay mate, let's go adventurin'!
Hey dude, chill.
AHH! WWWAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!
Oh no, ay mate, an evil monster!
(high pitch evil laughter intensifies)
Ay mate, bye! I am the evil. I have no importance to the story at all.
( a n a r r o w )
(enters the blumper paradise)
*KA - CHING*
(proceeds to gaze into h i s light)
(angelic choir)
Goodbye... (angelic choir)
(back to reality)
Me Mou Kai! ME MOU KAI!
HHHHHHYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(LATER...) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(moral of story: do not swing on vines)
OOF!
(cemp fier doctur)
Parents?
( a r t )
(wai min I recognize that guy)
*ZOOM*
We will release THE BEAST.
(big u h o h intensifies)
Congradulations you just won $10,000,000,000,000 for doing absolutely nothing!
(d e s t r u c t i o n)
I am ur ded bro from earlier. !? NANI!? WHAT! OMMA GAWD!
And now I am...
GOD!
R.I.P. I am the evil - "God!" 2020 - 2022
THE END (this took me 2 weeks to make lol)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music part 2)
(dramatic music strikes back!)
(dramatic music will never end >:)
(dramatic music: proceeds to end)
OPEN T H E G A T E S !
ATTACK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(i think i know this one...)
That is but a taste of our fury... do you yeild? (this seems oddly familiar)
HAHA! I do no - (confused screaming)
Everyone RUN! HE'S HERE!
I LIKE EM B I G (shove) (ononononononono)
ilikeemchunky
I LIKE EM BIG (ononononononono)
THE UNIVERSE IS ENDING
THE W A T C H E R COMES
i... am... C H U N K Y
WHAT THE -
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So a lot of people have been thinking, "Why is The Doughnut King bald," and,"Why is his face painted?" It's actually simple.
This is just a mask. I'm purple.
THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER!
WHERE?! You said you're purple...
So you're the man behind the slaughter!
What kind of horrendous accusation is this?! Me? I would never be the man behind the sla-
OH CR-
Happy Halloween!
I think Dante Dante likes you!
Here he comes!
I LIKE EM BIG
I LIKE EM CHUNKY
WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
I LIKE EM BIG
I LIKE EM PLUMPY
I LIKE EM ROUND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA