Eat The Doughnut Memes
HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY EAT THE DOUGHNUT WIKI!
(distorted level theme intensifies)
Help me, I'm BURNING! Pls SPARE ME!
WWAAAAGGGHHH *rasberry* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The queen is in DANGER!
OW! The pain...
You SAVED me!
Yey Doughnut King!
You.
You cannot be me...
Your kingdom has fallen to ashe -
OH MY GOD THAT HURTS!
WAAHH! I'M DIEING!
(stronk gorl)
*boing*
S W E E T I E !
O.K. Buh Buh.
*smackedy smack smack*
*boowomp*
(...)
(wow look the beast token)
No.
Punish.
y e s .
*boop*
WAH HAVE MERCY! I'LL GIVE YOUR OUR BOAT OUR MAP JUST PLEASE!
(he gave mercy lol)
(big boi)
Help me!
(goofy car vroom vroom sound)
*HISS*
(do not) open wide!
*shakedy shake shake*
I'm free!
>:(
*whistle noise*
WOOGA BOOGA LOO!
Aah!
(cutely smiling while in the brink of destruction)
I am the evil
(just a goofy dog game lol)
(ಠ_ಠ)
(le sink)
(You have obtained THE INFINITY GAUNTLET!)
Git ot... I muss mi dottur.
*boowomp*
Aniho -
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*gulp*
Daddy!
(Y A Y !)
O.K. Buh Buh.
(...)
(veteran flashbacks)
Ono.
Yey.
No. Yey.
Yes. No
(figt)
No. No.
(it was right in front of him how did he not already notice)
(it's spooderman time)
No. (big nose boi)
R.I.P. ANOOBis 2020 - 2022
(wai min THATS ALL THERE IS TO THE CHOCOLATE CHIP DUNES?!)
(bell)
Ay mate, saved ya life out there.
Ay mate, let's go adventurin'!
Hey dude, chill.
AHH! WWWAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!
Oh no, ay mate, an evil monster!
(high pitch evil laughter intensifies)
Ay mate, bye! I am the evil. I have no importance to the story at all.
( a n a r r o w )
(enters the blumper paradise)
*KA - CHING*
(proceeds to gaze into h i s light)
(angelic choir)
Goodbye... (angelic choir)
(back to reality)
Me Mou Kai! ME MOU KAI!
HHHHHHYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(LATER...) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(moral of story: do not swing on vines)
OOF!
(cemp fier doctur)
Parents?
( a r t )
(wai min I recognize that guy)
*ZOOM*
We will release THE BEAST.
(big u h o h intensifies)
Congradulations you just won $10,000,000,000,000 for doing absolutely nothing!
(d e s t r u c t i o n)
I am ur ded bro from earlier. !? NANI!? WHAT! OMMA GAWD!
And now I am...
GOD!
R.I.P. I am the evil - "God!" 2020 - 2022
THE END (this took me 2 weeks to make lol)
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music part 2)
(dramatic music strikes back!)
(dramatic music will never end >:)
(dramatic music: proceeds to end)
OPEN T H E G A T E S !
ATTACK!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(i think i know this one...)
That is but a taste of our fury... do you yeild? (this seems oddly familiar)
HAHA! I do no - (confused screaming)
Everyone RUN! HE'S HERE!
I LIKE EM B I G (shove) (ononononononono)
ilikeemchunky
I LIKE EM BIG (ononononononono)
THE UNIVERSE IS ENDING
THE W A T C H E R COMES
i... am... C H U N K Y
WHAT THE -
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So a lot of people have been thinking, "Why is The Doughnut King bald," and,"Why is his face painted?" It's actually simple.
This is just a mask. I'm purple.
THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER!
WHERE?! You said you're purple...
So you're the man behind the slaughter!
What kind of horrendous accusation is this?! Me? I would never be the man behind the sla-
OH CR-
Happy Halloween!
I think Dante Dante likes you!
Here he comes!
I LIKE EM BIG
I LIKE EM CHUNKY
WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
I LIKE EM BIG
I LIKE EM PLUMPY
I LIKE EM ROUND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA